WARNING: This product may contain addictive substances. Lined with an unknown alien material, pulled through a portal to the future. Filled with a gelatin, made from concentrated essence of relaxation. These are surprisingly durable, considering they feel like something a Metrologist would use as a standard in a new scale of softness. The material will stretch to fit, so do it, dont worry to much. Prepare to feel a loving embrace, never before felt by humanity. Your ears will never want to be without them.